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Bonk

The only way that you know the definition of bonk is if you are bonked. Such as losing a round in a sport by a dumb rule. Debaters know bonking all too well. So does Chris Pratt.
The Rams beating the Saints over that bonked call was so anal
by Don'tgotoBerkley February 18, 2019
mugGet the Bonkmug.

Bonk Bean

Bonkripper255 but a bean.
pretty much the definition of autism.
Terry's a Bonk Bean looking ass fucker.
by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023
mugGet the Bonk Beanmug.

bonk

sex, british sex, hitting someone on the head
Can we bonk tonight?
I bonked you(r head)!
by MayonnaiseDelicious July 16, 2022
mugGet the bonkmug.

bonk ban

A prohibition against sexual or intimate relationships between parliamentarians and staffers.
Your on bonk ban because you want to get with a senior member
by chloe9463 June 26, 2022
mugGet the bonk banmug.

finna bonk

When you want to leave or have to go somewhere you would say this in place of got to go or statements to leave.
I said to my friend “I finna bonk our of here it’s getting to warm”.
by Kittyfriend January 2, 2020
mugGet the finna bonkmug.

bonk

ima bonk dat bich ova ther init
by The Memed Human July 27, 2021
mugGet the bonkmug.

Bonk

After gaming for hours you have a shit
David: Boys I just had the biggest Bonk
by Jimlemonbear July 7, 2020
mugGet the Bonkmug.

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