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The savior of the garden; also known as The Goat and Bonk Jesus
Dumbass: My favorite plant isn't Bonk Choy because I'm dumb and possibly commit war crimes!
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Toilet Bonk

A term created by my 4 year old daughter to refer to someone being "poopy" or "mean".
"Daddy, mommy is being a toilet bonk!"
Toilet Bonk by ToiletBonk420 March 12, 2026
Fiti Bonkling goneeeee gone gone
Did you hear about Fiti bonk? He loves meow mix
Fiti bonk by Fiti May 21, 2026

kronk my bonk 

kronk my bonk by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Get stronk or get bonk 

A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked
Ayo I'm going to the gym. You know what they say, "get stronk or get bonk"

Hell yeah man!!

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