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warm body

noun: an uneducated, untrained or poorly trained individual placed in a given position in a workplace where he/she is neither technically capable of performing the required task nor performing any useful activity, but to deceive the observer in some manner. Warm bodies are often used to give the appearance of proper staffing, to make an organization look larger than it actually is during visits and official functions, or to fulfill some political agenda in the given organization (i.e. "diversity").
"Frank always uses his relatives as warm bodies whenever a customer visits the shop, to try to give the impression he has a zillion people working for him. He must have learned the warm body trick in the old country, when the Communists would take all 12 cars in town and park them in front of wherever they were filming propaganda movies, to make it look busy..."
by speedstan February 23, 2010
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full body massage

A legal way to advertise a massage which ends with the man receiving a hand job.
A full body massage costs 40 dollars for half an hour.
by left4ded April 13, 2005
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Bodega

1. A small grocery store, often found in a Spanish-speaking neighborhood.

2. In a Spanish-speaking country, a wine shop or a warehouse for the storage of wine.
1. I'm off to a bodega to buy some groceries.
2. I'm off to a bodega to buy some wine.
by Jafje April 15, 2007
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Body Of Christ

While sitting at a bar and are unable to finish your beer or mixed drink, the act of giving a friend the rest of your drink as to not waste it. The giver must say "body of Christ" and hold out the glass or bottle with two hands and the receiver must also say 'amen' before drinking said drink.
"Hey man, I'm pretty drunk. I'll Body of Christ you the rest of this beer cause I don't want to waste it."
by BomberOU January 7, 2009
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body massage

Kid #1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid #2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid #1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid #2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid #2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."
by The J-Spot January 17, 2005
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bidey-in

Scottish term for a live in lover or common law spouse.

Traditionally carried an air of scandal and therefore a long time favourite term used by sweetie wives over a cup of tea. Now a widespread acceptable practice, the term has lost some of it's connotations.
After his wife died the Minister was tempted to have a bidey-in but knew his parishioners would frown upon such behaviour.
by Craig McLaughlin December 24, 2008
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er body

slang for everybody. Or er1 = everyone
Now er body talkn bout me!
by Athéna Pallas April 13, 2008
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