Be Smart Blud

Something you would say someone acting stupid and/or speaking in a bit of a daft way.

After getting a lift to college with Wigs' Nan, Lipton thought it only fair that he show his appreciation

Lipton (to Wigs' Nan): Yo, safe for the lift blud!

Wigs: Be Smart Blud

by Hand Drew August 4, 2011

Blardigan

A blazer/cardigan (item of clothing)

I was cold, so i put on my "Blardigan".

by ACRC736 February 23, 2010

blud shart

When one, while sharting, puts to much pressure on thy anus. One can shart blud. Also used Oldschoo Runescape

Oh no, a red stain in my white boxers. Must've been a blud shart. Also item commonly used in Oldschool Runescape.

by Loebas January 13, 2022

Blud

Blud is the shorter misspelled version of "Blood". The meaning is similar to the meaning of "bro". The sentences it ends with usually end with the skull emoji (💀) like "Blud thinks he's Andrew Tate 💀" to address the person who said it the dead from laughing

Blud thinks he has money💀

by leadmxne June 23, 2023

screwed, blued, and tatooed

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

Just one drink and Edgar Allen Poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.

by Light Joker March 24, 2004

Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job

"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job" is a greeting or tag line for people who like to speak fast.

dave-:"cya later*waves*"
John-"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job"

by Captain_frisk September 16, 2007

Bludge

A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.

"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"

"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"

by aleksandre the great March 10, 2010