golden blumpkin

Acxidentaly peeing in the person giving the blumpkins mouth

Shit Sally Eric totally just gave me a golden blumpkin

by Gino L. July 7, 2006

Blumpkin XR

The voluptuous task of getting's one's dick sucked while taking a shit into a frying pan. Once the shit has been seared to perfection, the man feeds the excrement into the second party's mouth.

(Sometimes abbreviated with BXR)

Why does your bitch's breathe smell like shit?
-Because I got a fucking Blumpkin XR last night, fool!

by The Blumpkologist, MD, PhD., XR December 29, 2007

Grumpy Blumpkin

Combination of the Grumpy Munchkin and the Blumpkin.
When a woman sits on toilet and takes a shit while a guy sits in her lap and shits into the toilet while the girl is reaching around with her mouth and giving him a blowjob.
Woman has to be on the bottom incase of horrendous taco shits.
Female flexibility is key!

Big Cat: Hey you know that really skanky waitress from that restaurant.
Little Cub: yeah. What about here?
Big Cat: Big Cat totally got the Grumpy Blumpkin from her.
Little Cub: NFK

by little cub September 24, 2009

Cincinnati Blumpkin

This is similar to the glorious art of a blumpkin, but in this particular case the girl is the one who is on the toilet, either pooping or urinating, preferably urinating since girls don't poop, and the man is standing up in front of her while she is sucking his cock. You may also refer to this thrilling maneuver as an "oppo-blump" since it's pretty much the opposite of a blumkin.

Listen Taylor, I dont care that you're in the bathrooom, I bought you lunch so you better give me a cincinnati blumpkin, bitch!

by Shhmee February 14, 2010

windy blumpkin

the act of ejaculating during oral copulation whilst breaking a most foul wind. its a blumpkin without all the fecal mess!!
It's the beantown blumpkin! Consume a large plateful of beans and give your body time to create the methane. Your lover will enjoy the rich aroma of molasses beans garlic and ass!

while watching a red sox game i ate a can of b&m beans. two hours later my colon and my cock exploded in a really windy blumpkin! now thats was wicked great!

by the lopez!! August 1, 2010

blueberry blumpkin

The art of getting head while taking a dump in a port-o-potty, preferably on a construction site.

Cori is taking a shit in the port-O-potty, B. Swindle gave him a blueberry blumpkin to show his undying affection

by OldFashionHandyMan January 25, 2015

Smokin Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, smoking a crack pipe.

" Did anyone see where the pipe went?"

" Oh Josh took it in the bathroom. Shannan's giving him a Smokin Blumpkin"

by ShannanD April 19, 2023