Ex: "Look at those two chicks hold'n hands and shit... I'll bet their a couple of Doughnut Bumpers."
by Nyneduce May 18, 2006
Get the Doughnut Bumpers mug.The applicable term to describe colossal disappointment that can only resemble being very close to accruing a blumpkin just to have the slut back out at the last minute.
ME: did i tell you of this slut that i fuggin got a blow job from last night bro?
JV: what? no haha do tell
ME: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye fuckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her slutty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a shit upstairs. talk about a blummer.
JV: what? no haha do tell
ME: so.. im at this party. this chicks totally eye fuckin me. im drinkin heaps of beer and the smothered burrito i ate isnt sittin so hot on my belly. she ends up grabbin my junk and tells me to meet her in the bathroom. niiiiiize. but when i get there she was pukin her slutty cheap vodka up. i just shut the door and took a shit upstairs. talk about a blummer.
by umbels September 19, 2010
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Get the doughnut bumper mug.A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.
Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.
Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.
by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005
Get the bumper sticker mug.Blupper is when you eat one meal during the entire day that ends up encompassing breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I didn't have time to eat breakfast, lunch, or supper today I just ate blupper. I enjoyed my Thanksgiving Day blupper.
by Garmeisterock March 12, 2011
Get the blupper mug.A Junk bumper in that line of fat and stomach mass that is either partially above, or completely covers the entire genital region of a man or woman. While it is similar to a pooch, it is in fact lower and much more intrusive and often gets in the way during sex, sitting on a chair or when peeing (especially for men who may have to lift it out of the way).
People with large junk bumpers are often times seen sitting on either 40% of a chair, or with their legs spread wide as they can no longer connect at the knees.
Derives from "Junk", term for genitals and "Bumper", the force/shock absorber on most cars.
People with large junk bumpers are often times seen sitting on either 40% of a chair, or with their legs spread wide as they can no longer connect at the knees.
Derives from "Junk", term for genitals and "Bumper", the force/shock absorber on most cars.
Man, did you see how roger had to move his junk bumper out of the way before took a leak?
Her junk bumper is so big that it actually presses her underwear up so close to her pants that I could see the design underneath
Once I finally got her in bed, her junk bumper just pancaked to the point where I was chowing belly button instead of box.
Her junk bumper is so big that it actually presses her underwear up so close to her pants that I could see the design underneath
Once I finally got her in bed, her junk bumper just pancaked to the point where I was chowing belly button instead of box.
by rgv_rss April 26, 2007
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