Bludge

A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.

"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"

"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"

by aleksandre the great March 10, 2010

blud clutt

slang word meaning virgin.

my girlfriend is a blud clutt ie she is a virgin.

by dickdaring September 8, 2010

bludge

Someone who is beautiful, lush looking, and gorgeous!!!

Basically means FIT!

Originated In Devon

That Beezy is well Bludge

by c.l.a.i.r.e. March 18, 2008

blud bro.3

Wize in the runescape world people fear the name blud bro.3 for one reason and one reason only... blood shed who travels with his faithful companion korndezee

fear, wizdom, pride, faithfulness,

by blud bro.3 April 29, 2005

bludclat

A silly kid with a silly behaviour hahahahaha

oh jake your such a bludclat and i love you *kisses*

by Me and your mum October 28, 2007

bludclurtt

an adjective used to describe a ghetto jumper

dat jumpa is bludclurtt sexcccc !! boi if dats urz den i sugest u hide it from me =

by Fart Mcgee March 24, 2007

BLUD

Stands for Bloody Love You Dun I

You got me a beer?!, Blud innit geeze.

by Edsonic December 29, 2004