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Blowjob City 

A magicial location, often dreamt of by men, where Blowjobs are as prevelant as water, as succulent as Filet Mignon and as inspired as Oprah Winfrey talking about Barack Obama. Blowjobs in Blowjob City are tailored for however the receiver desires.
I always have dreams about this magical location Blowjob City, but when I wake up, reality hits me in the face.
Blowjob City by DrFellatio January 19, 2008

blowjob artist 

An artisian who sucks dick like they invented the craft
That bitch has sucked so many miles of dick she is a bona fide blowjob artist

blowjob sandwich 

n. The act of two girls performing a blowjob on the same penis simultaneously.
When Carly and Jenna told him they wanted to give him a blowjob sandwich, he almost jumped out of his skin.
blowjob sandwich by ppkj April 29, 2005

blowjob hair 

Hair cut or arranged in such a way as not to obstruct the view of “the action;” especially, a woman with hair cut too short to possibly fall over her face.

The silent film star Louise Brooks would be a good example of “blowjob hair.”
blowjob hair by Fritzo May 30, 2006

blowjob eyes 

A girl, or indeed a guy, who has eyes that, from the level of your navel, stare up into yours and see into your soul. They seem to absorb your whole being and whisper "Feed me cock."

They are generally slightly larger than average eyes, with long eyelashes that emphasise the way the person sucking your dick is first looking up at you whilst swallowing your pork, then down shyly, and then up again, communicating only with their eyes how much they love sucking cock.
When seeking the pleasures of a blowie, always look at the eyes and lips of your target. Don't worry if they're a whale, they'll be less hurt when you bail. Remember, for the best blowies, find a girl whose eyes capture you. Those are the blowjob eyes.
blowjob eyes by jameswoodywoods November 26, 2011

blowjob fever 

Thinking you like a girl when you actually just want a blowjob
"Man, do you like that slut?"

"Nah man, I just had blowjob fever."
blowjob fever by feverholder June 3, 2014