blockamore

Some one who looks good from a distance but is really ugly up close.

Your girl looks good from a blockamore.

by GT April 4, 2003

Blockdown

When a woman in on her period (aka "up on blocks"). Similar to "lockdown"

We can't have sex this weekend because my girlfriend is on blockdown.

by Anthony Gentile May 12, 2007

two blocker

The definitive sound system for a car driven by a bogan. Usually associated with Australian western suburbs, a two-blocker is a car fitted with fully sick sub woofers and stereo system which can be heard from at least two suburban blocks of the sounds origin. Sadly, 99% of the music is of the 'doof-doof' variety. Drivers of a two-blocker have other interests such as "even more fully sick cars with louder two blockers"

"Ahhhh yuleh, I fully heard this sick two blocker pumpin' past the house"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"

by sixwedgenine November 10, 2005

cock block combo

A chain of 3 or more consecutive cock blocks. Also known as a CBC.

1) Lisa's ugly friend CBC'd me last night at the club.

2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.

by vee October 11, 2010

cock blockward

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays

Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!

by kit fistbro November 10, 2010

Otto's Magic Blocks

A children's computer game consisting of a small, pink blob with stubs for legs and bright shining eyes, bouncing through a magical world of rainbows and ice cream and candy. This world is believed to represent the inner workings of the mind and soul of Sir Paul McCartney.

Ringo: "Hey Paul, have you played Otto's Magic Blocks?"
Paul: "I am Otto's Magic Blocks."

by K. E. M. August 10, 2009

COD Block

A tactic surmised by angry girlfriends that consists of making the player feel guilty about playing call of duty instead of spending quality time with each other.

Steve: Dude I wanted to get three more rounds of COD in, but my girlfriend was just sitting next to me looking pissed. I couldn't take the guilt so I just quit and took her to the mall.

Mike: Sounds like a COD block to me.

by Athletic Prowess December 4, 2009