blobster

a really fat person from marybank

wow, look at that blobster

by fat marc October 17, 2009

broaster

A communal toaster shared by two or more cohabiting males.

"I bought a new broaster for the guys as a housewarming gift."

by munchkin'smom October 23, 2014

snout blaster

The act of snorting a drug. This can apply to cocaine or even pills that are smashed into a powder.

Hey bro, lets smash up that last Ritalin and do a couple of snout blasters.

by Shane Ivory January 3, 2010

Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.

Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."

by newbcat November 21, 2011

Wind Blaster

When you fart into a fan while someone is sleeping, shut the door, and make sure it does not open. Thus making it impossible to escape the smell.

I crept into my sisters room during her slumber party, and gave them a wicked wind blaster!

by wind blaster expert December 17, 2012

dookie-blaster

"dookie-blaster"; otherwise known as a "fudge-packer" or "ass-pirate".

not to be confused with GreenDay.

"I was walking down the alley and noticed this dookie blaster hammering away at his gay lover."

by Azathoth September 29, 2004

Plaster Blaster

When a girl with a cast on her arm gives you a hand job while giving another guy a blow job. Preferably with a cast that extends up to and wraps around the thumb.

Billy felt quite chafed the next day after receiving a Plaster Blaster.

by The Mufin Man November 1, 2007