cum bits

The nasty dried up jizz left over after you pull out of your girls glory hole.

ie. Dude, there's some cum bits on the couch.

My girl had cum bits in her hair when I came in her face.

Usage:
What the fuck? There's cum bits all over my bed!

by Rotary boyz CT January 24, 2014

Picky bits

A term used by Brits to describe a meal reserved for (approx 7 annual) hot weather days because it is too hot to cook. Consists of sweet and savoury finger food, along with beer, cider, Capri Sun and wasps.

Child: "What's for tea?"
Mum: "Picky bits"

by scfcspaceman August 13, 2022

Blisk

The blisk are a horrible disgusting alien race

they look like giant lobsters and the enemy of the furons
they were defeated in the martian way by the furons

that ugly thing is a blisk run for it

by Bigboff June 25, 2009

ignorance is bliss

The lack of knowledge in reference to a situation, particularly a messy one. Once the whole truth is revealed one realizes they were much happier being clueless.

Ana was desperately in love with her long-distance boyfriend Aaron... until she found out he cheated on her multiple times.

Sadly her heart was broken, with no hopes of repair and she realized "ignorance is bliss."

by Elliot.Mars88 January 9, 2008

bits n' pieces

The act of placing M&M's, Reese's Pieces, Skittles, or any other candy inside a woman's vagina and then smearing peanut butter all over your penis before repeatedly penetrating her to remove all the previously inserted candies. You then say "Eat my Bits n' Pieces!" and she will begin giving you head with all the candy and peanut butter on your dick. When she complains that there is too much peanut butter in her mouth you exclaim "Get used to it, bitch!"
For extra points, you then say "You got punk'd!" Then while she is dazed and looking for Ashton Kutcher, steal her car and drive somewhere then shit on the windshield and walk back to your place. Bonus points.

Dude, that girl was totally into giving me Bits n' Pieces, but once I went for bonus points she got pissed. Good thing I shat on her windshield.

by Mike, Pat, Critty, Doug, and Racist July 2, 2006

Itsy Bitsy

Itsy-bitsy comes from the word "ici-pici" itsy-pitsy, which is originally a Hungarian common word for very tiny, small things. It was taken into the US (to Holywood) by a Hungarian film director in the early 20th century. Then he used it in everyday life and stuck to others. This is the one of the few Hungarian words that were adopted to English (besides 'coach' - kocsi cotshy (when meaning charriot - this invention was spread to the west from medieval Hungary), and 'bacon' - Bakony bachon'(mountainous region in Hungary, from where the finest pigs in medieval Europe were imported to Britain).

English version:
"Itsy Bitsy spider climbed up the water spout..."
Hungarian version:
"Ici-pici pok felmaszott az ereszen..."

by xxlrutin March 6, 2013

bits and pieces

penis and testicles or twig and berries

I hope my bits and pieces are still working.

by doodooface September 5, 2003