God Blessed Texas

I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'

First He lit the sunshine, then He made the water deep
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
Gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'

by Death Menace November 14, 2022

Aphrodite's Blessing

When you're banging a chick and she orgasm so hard it pushes your penis out and proceeds to spray liquid all over you and the surrounding area.

Man 1: Last night was crazy, she gave me an Aphrodite's Blessing after I pumped her for hours.
Man 2: Yeah, I can still smell it on you.

by DefinitelyNotRedDiamond17 October 14, 2021

BLESSIN'

Rapper from Atlanta, GA

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ATL MR.2010

by georgiagurl360 May 12, 2010

blessing

a fat and ugly annonying person who always slaps the back of people's head she looks lke a butt.

wow what could be worse than blessing' why is she even called blessing when she is not even one

by greystone roar September 28, 2017

Blessed Sacrament

bs rocks, class of 03 rocks, mrs loudan does suck, we didn't like public school kids, now we do, we are nice, we are bitches, we are spoiled...we are the bulldogs.

bs girl: i'm hott
bs guy: you are hott

by 03bsssss foreevvaaa yaalllsuckkk April 18, 2005

bessie french

The act of vigorously eating out a cows arsehole and then making out with one's significant other then proceeding to tell them what you have done.

Bob:hmmmm...which one ah. she looks nice and old.
*munch*
*slop*
*MOOOOOOOO*

~later that evening~

Linda:OH god that tastes like...GOD DAMMIT BOB,Bessie French AGAIN!!!

by Cattlin December 30, 2007

Blessed my eyes

Something naked or nude has made your eyes feel holy.

Her ass just Blessed my eyes when she was naked- Her ass is like omg

by Jadewillseethis April 24, 2020