Bertie

The guy that didn't do his homework in school

That guys in detention. He's probably a Bertie.

by Buddster SMT January 29, 2020

The Bert

A way of dancing, Twirl your hand and the opposite foot in a counter-clock wise movement of circular motion. while standing on one foot.

Dude, I can't dance good all I know is The Bert. Its funny, but not that cool at all.

by SuperSaintMan April 17, 2010

Naughty Bertie

An incredibly naughty person who does naughty things to naughty people. Their name is Bertie

Whoa look its Naughty Bertie

by Alex123456789heyho October 17, 2012

Big Bertha

Someone/Something really fat or big. Usually get an uncomfortable feeling around Big Bertha's.

OMG!! She is such a Big Bertha! Look at her.

by CesTiger March 30, 2017

berther

A person who avoids at all costs any possible contact with society's lunatic fringe. A berther intentionally establishes a wide 'berth' between him- or herself and groups like the birthers and other crazies.

The reasons for becoming a berther may include maintaining one's sanity, protecting one's self and others, including the lunatic fringe, and preserving one's faith in mankind.

Person 1: *eyes glazed over* "uuuggghhhh....uuughhhh.... I've just been reading the reader's comments on foxnews.com...." *collapses to the floor, twitching*

Person 2: "Man, you really should become a berther...that shit'll kill ya."

Nearby Scientologist: "Dude, you said it. What a bunch of crazies." *Sips the kool-aid*

Person 2: *coldcocks him*

by Methuselah Honeysuckle July 28, 2009

Bert's Apple Crumble

Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.

Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.

by Lazlo Toots August 26, 2008

Bertation

The feeling you get for someone who only won two grammy's when they were nominated for ten.

Well a very very hepay uh hevay da bertation tonight we had a very dara dareson bite lets go hit tara tazen engschlebet dey had da pit.

by Dareson Engschlebet March 4, 2011