Blake

man with a massive, and bloody anus.

"When Blake left a turd in the toilet it was very bloody."

by Baku Betsu Ni December 21, 2019

blakely

a little person who fancys himself as some what of a ladies man but is a perv but is exteremly funny

blakely douglas zimmerman the 3rd

by stephaanieee May 18, 2008

Blake

Someone who takes advantage of relationship problems or issues by first charming your girlfriend into thinking he's a great guy, then liquoring her up and taking her to a hooka bar while you are not around

"I leave for two days and that jackass Blake is already trying to move in on my girl"

by Crabby Mike December 8, 2009

Blakely

Someone who likes animals in a sexual way (mostly cats), and spend hours just to cuddle with them.

Person 1: Dude, i had Mike over last nite, when he left my cat couldn't stop meowing.

Person 2: Mike must have done a Blakely.

Person 1: I thought her ass was bigger

by Floyd Destoryer June 23, 2009

Blake

One of the funniest people you'll ever meet. Keep him around because you'll never stop laughing. Be warned, he sucks at video games so bad, that Playstation herd he was going to buy one of their consoles, that they've been holding down their network three entire weeks to stop him from coming over.

That guy is worse than the noobs, it must be Blake.

by DevourerOfSouls June 4, 2011

Blake

An ape. A person who is completely full of himself, and thinks that he is the greatest at everything; unfortunately he is smarter than me. Grossly overweight. Lethargic Ape Down Syndrome Bitch (LADSB).

A kid named Blake at our school.

by Myke Hawke - April 24, 2011

Blake

Probally the gayest person on the face of the earth, Can be found in dark hallways giving dudes reach arounds for free, not good at anything but bonning dudes

eeww gross those two dudes are doing the blake with each other

by DankSnatch February 4, 2010