Blake

"When Blake left a turd in the toilet it was very bloody."
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blakely

a little person who fancys himself as some what of a ladies man but is a perv but is exteremly funny
blakely douglas zimmerman the 3rd
by stephaanieee May 19, 2008
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Blake

Someone who takes advantage of relationship problems or issues by first charming your girlfriend into thinking he's a great guy, then liquoring her up and taking her to a hooka bar while you are not around
"I leave for two days and that jackass Blake is already trying to move in on my girl"
by Crabby Mike December 08, 2009
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Blakely

Someone who likes animals in a sexual way (mostly cats), and spend hours just to cuddle with them.
Person 1: Dude, i had Mike over last nite, when he left my cat couldn't stop meowing.

Person 2: Mike must have done a Blakely.

Person 1: I thought her ass was bigger
by Floyd Destoryer June 23, 2009
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Blake

One of the funniest people you'll ever meet. Keep him around because you'll never stop laughing. Be warned, he sucks at video games so bad, that Playstation herd he was going to buy one of their consoles, that they've been holding down their network three entire weeks to stop him from coming over.
That guy is worse than the noobs, it must be Blake.
by DevourerOfSouls May 11, 2011
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Blake

An ape. A person who is completely full of himself, and thinks that he is the greatest at everything; unfortunately he is smarter than me. Grossly overweight. Lethargic Ape Down Syndrome Bitch (LADSB).
A kid named Blake at our school.
by Myke Hawke - April 06, 2011
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Blake

Probally the gayest person on the face of the earth, Can be found in dark hallways giving dudes reach arounds for free, not good at anything but bonning dudes
eeww gross those two dudes are doing the blake with each other
by DankSnatch February 05, 2010
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