Men dressed in suits forcing bibles on the innocent youth. Sometimes they'll come to your front door, sometimes they'll roam around a college campus. Usually mormons
by PANTASAURAUS September 16, 2007
Get the bible bullies mug.the act of a man straitening a paper clip and then inserting the newly straitened paper clip into the hole of the penis. It was originally thought by the Incan tribes to be a way to prevent your penis from being possessed by dick devils. This method was proven in 2002 by Dr. Lutz Von Bruno wermenscteidgen to also slow down offortodonperontitis, a naturally ocurring phenomena where in your penis explodes because of too much dairy product consumption
i was mad that ma bitch dumped ma buhlack ass so i gave myself an Arizona chocolate bible
Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've been possessed by dick devils
Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've developed offortodonperontitis
Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've been possessed by dick devils
Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've developed offortodonperontitis
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In emergency situations of joint rolling, bible paper is used as rolling paper. There are blank pages in the beginning or end, either way they can be zag replacements. Getting bible paper high is after rolling a shitty jay of high mids and bible paper with honey and too much bible paper and somehow igniting it. Smokin this said fatty gets you that bible paper high.
Stoner 1: "Dude no, I got to get home. I don't want to get that bible paper high."
Stoner 2: "Dude get that bible paper high!"
Stoner 2 - blows smoke into Stoner 1's face -
Stoner 2: "Dude get that bible paper high!"
Stoner 2 - blows smoke into Stoner 1's face -
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"Hey, have you prayed too Jesus lately?"
"Uhm, last night."
"Well you should every 20 minuets, Jesus is our lord and savior."
"Uhh...are you okay?"
"As long as Jesus protects me."
"Hey, have you prayed too Jesus lately?"
"Uhm, last night."
"Well you should every 20 minuets, Jesus is our lord and savior."
"Uhh...are you okay?"
"As long as Jesus protects me."
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Get the bible banger mug.A book written by a bunch of hippies, about 2000 years ago, who were smoking some serious hash at the time. Never actually figured for their text to be taken seriously.
"Hey, Josh, dude, let's put some shit in their about a guy, right?"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, someting that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
"Yeah, rad man, and he can be like... uh, tossed overboard into the, uh, like ocean, right?"
"Cool, and then, like... a giant fish, just like, comes up and swallows him, man."
"AWWWWH, far out man!"
"And he could then, like, chill in the fish for a few days, before it like... spits him back out, you know?"
"Chilled man."
"What should we call this book, yo?"
"How about, like, someting that sounds like Babel."
"Yeah, like the town."
"Only, bib... Bibe.... oh, The Bible!"
"Holy shit man!"
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