pooky bear

Garfield's bear. Pooky allows Garfield to show his other side. He's a teddy bear extraordinaire; cuddly, understanding, and always there when Garfield needs him. Plus he never tries to hog Garfield's blanket or food. Garfield likes that.

raymond is my pooky bear <3

by you know who........... April 30, 2009

POCKET BEAR

A stocky hairy masculine gay male of small stature

that's one sexy pocket bear

by obliqueanz October 5, 2009

Bearded Clam

An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.

Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.

by PirateHooker October 15, 2007

manifesto beard

A scraggly untended beard that looks like you have been hiding from society for month writing your manifesto.

Person 1: What the hell died on Carl's face?
Person 2: Oh, that? He's just growing a manifesto beard.

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You could tell the unabomber was dangerous because he had a manifesto beard.

by rpetras February 23, 2010

don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.

Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."

by Ken Brenan 2 April 27, 2008

Bearded Ridlon

During anal intercourse, the female proceeds to defecate onto the male's penis. When she finishes, the female then performs oral sex on the male.

Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened to Brian last night?"

Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."

by Christian Gilbert December 30, 2011

jesus beard

a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.

"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"

"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"

"what?"

"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"

by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009