you're an upstanding gentleman

A way of saying "thank you" with extreme sincerity. Usually used when one is immensely appreciative but cannot provide a suitable reward.

You just saved my car from being compressed. You're an upstanding gentleman.

by An Upstanding gentleman May 5, 2010

gentleman's chode

a penis in which the girth or width is exactly twice the length. for example, if the penis is 4 inches wide, the chode must be 2 inches long. a person with a gentleman's chode is considered classy and nice. any other chode is said to be dirty and not wanted.

"Wow, Gunner's gentleman's chode is huge!"

by chodemaster101 October 18, 2008

relaxing the gentleman's way

In a word- masturbating.

"Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I'm busy; I'm relaxing the gentleman's way."

by CaptainWhizz June 25, 2009

Gentleman's Hour

When a group of guys get together to smoke some cigars and sip at some scotch.

The four guys had gentleman's hour at 12:15 on Saturday.

by Rylander_Chin February 4, 2014

distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags

Term for "cock and balls", made popular by Murderface on Metalocalypse.

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

by Axewielder December 11, 2007

Gentleman

A Man who has strong values and live by them. A Gentleman has a strong sense of Honor therefor Justice. A good education (not only scholarly) is necessary to be a Gentleman.

"I will never phisicaly hurt a women even if she attacks me! Because I am a Gentleman"

by Laurits F. December 28, 2008

gentleman syrup

The substance that is spewed out of your dills upon reaching climax.

"so like that bitch slobbed on my knob till i gave her a fresh coat of gentleman syrup on her face and stuff."

by lax August 12, 2003