Beach Posting

The act of writing your e-mail address (or mobile phone number) on sandy beaches, in the hope of attracting an interesting response. Short descriptions of age and gender (i.e. M30) often accompany such postings. Often, the practice is abused by providing the contact details of an unwitting 3rd party.

Oh my Gosh! I was beach posting Tammy's email addy last week and now she's got a cyber stalker.

by The Jade Merchant April 20, 2006

Beach Wiener

A bad case of STD/Topical infection's, that looks like sand on a male's penis.

Jeff had a beach wiener, due to excess amount of warts around the male gentalia.

by newcastlemagpies June 26, 2010

beach jerk

When you are at the beach and you are jerking off to a hot mermaid/merman

Hot damn that guy is beach jerking

by Hugh has May 28, 2015

behaca

The most beautiful and lovely girl ever. Extremely smart, outgoing, and has a great sense of humor. A unique name for such a unique woman. Any man is lucky to have this amazing treasure of fun and great vibes

I love this girl named Behaca

by Youngwave lml February 23, 2017

Behchoko

Behchoko, home of a native tribe, long history of warriors and true descendants of human and (shapeshifter) dogs with medicine power. Also a place where a girl drop kicks a drunk man and the video goes viral in Japan or China. Pop.2500 Great Leaders and judgmental people. If someone asks for help and you give it, they look at you and say "that's it? Ever cheap" and go behind your back and say you never help out.

Heard your from Behchoko, Rae or Edzo?

by Tlicho Shadow April 20, 2020

Beach Landing

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise

Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"

by Thaddious October 19, 2020

beach plum

The curled bulge of someone (usually a man) wearing too small of a thong.

"Woah, look at the beach plum on that guy"

"Yeah, real Ricardo milos"

by Delphian44 April 11, 2021