bears?

a simple way of saying "I want some crack"

I want some Bears?

by Weylin Patrick May 16, 2004

Gummie bears

Another name for breast implants

She has huge gummie bears

by wordfinder211 May 23, 2009

Bears

Bears is another way of expressing disappointment when something unfortunate occurs.

Phil: "I got fired today..."
Kurt: "That's fuckin bears"

So Pluto's not a planet anymore...fuckin bears.

by Kurt McCrohan August 14, 2007

stale gummy bears

the only thing worst than war, natural disaster, and secrets you don't know about your mom

I had stale gummy bears last week it was worst then when I found out my mom was a lesbian

by the horizon phantom April 6, 2011

Bebarathan's neck

A neck equivalent to;

Burnt toast, Jay Z's crusty lips, BBQ grill, burnt anything, madddd crusty, needs lotion,

so help him god.

Hey look , that man has Bebarathan's neck

by Chriisss May 16, 2018

Nighty Bears

The most voluptuous and charming way to bid farewell to a person in the nighttime. Derived from the English phrases "Goodnight" and "Teddy Bears".

"Hey Passionate Beauty, wanna have sexual relations for a short period of time?"
"No."
"Nighty bears, then!"

by SamBeckerIsCool May 3, 2009

Mauled by Bears

What God wants to happen to every child who mocks a priest, as taken directly from His Word in the bible.

If ever you should speak ill of a clergyman, God is totally cool with you getting mauled by bears. Even if you're only eleven years old and self-conscious because your dick hasn't gotten any bigger yet.

2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.

by cr8s April 29, 2012