beast dick

Mehaf’s actual name

Wow, look here comes Beast Dick! He’s covered in raccoon shit and shards of glass! He sure does smell awful.

by Madisonjade69666 December 27, 2018

BEAST HOURS

A undetermined amount of hours in which the subject is exposed to; Typically from 10pm-4am, the subject becomes aggressive in nature with hunger, sexual activity, illegal acts and/or sports. This was most notable during the darkest period of the middle ages and the enlightenment era. The subject will have a hard understanding of what has happened after beast hours. Usually they obtain little to no memory of what occurred in the event.
It is still practiced in the 21st century. People today who experience BEAST HOURS are ones who will witness the rapture of Jesus Christ.

Guy 1: Holy shit bro, what happened last night? I can't remember a single thing...
Guy 2: Bro you went into BEAST HOURS and took all the bitches, and drank all the liquor
Guy 1: Im only a beast during BEAST HOURS

by BEASTWEEWEE October 3, 2019

Beast

A Scottish slang term for a paedophile, it has particularly common usage in and around Glasgow.

That Onion boy off of YouTube is a pure beast.

by zombiemalice November 9, 2019

Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.

Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes

by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022

Beast Troll

Someone who gives off grimy and large energy and has a smelly aura.

Sophie: My hair is so dry and frizzy and i haven’t showered in a month

Molly: You are such a beast troll!

by mollyroach February 19, 2023

Dune Beast

Dune beast is the term given to a person who has just been given a "facial" and had their head rammed into the sand. The sticky residue left behind from the facial leaves the sand stuck for hours

5 bucks says you can't turn that hotty into a dune beast

by Cpet November 23, 2010

Miniature Beast Of Burden

Donkey from shrek

"Donkeh you miniature beast of burden"- shrek

by Diln<3shrek August 6, 2019