basterd

When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.

Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Vagina Beater

A man who knows how to fuck the hell out of pussy.

Peter is an excellent Vagina Beater. He made Kim not able to walk for two weeks

by TAKimble May 27, 2010

getto blaster

Another name for a boom box/ sterio
usually consider to be a low grade boob box/sterio
from a good friend alex hudd's mother

Bitch pump up the getto blaster!!!!!
Son turn down that getto blaster, and clean your room

by MATT BAKER April 21, 2005

Millennium Falcon Blasters

When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"

I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!

by D.Star January 17, 2009

dick beaters

hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.

"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"

by jim nicoloff November 13, 2002

Master Blaster

To be well versed in the art of finger banging. Finger fucking, if you will.

Christina: Wow Bean, you are really great at fingering.
Bean: Turn around and let me put it in your butt. They call me the master blaster in certain circles.

by P.J. Hutch October 26, 2009

Beater

A term used at Utah ski areas (Alta, Snowbird) to describe a tourist of inferior skiing ability. This noun was coined due to the distinctive sound made by a skier, tangled in their own equipment, tumbling down a steep ski slope.

Look at that Beater on the expert terrain; he is going to die.

One Skier to another: "Nice face plant, you're such a Beater!"

Go ski Nebraska you frickin Beater!

by Kurty December 7, 2006