The very Portland concept of going to a super popular, delicious brunch place and putting your name on the wait list. Then you go to a nearby micro-roaster for a nice espresso drink and a small pastry to wait the hour or so for your table.
"The wait at Screen Door is like an hour on Sundays. It's so not worth it."
"No worries. You can just pre-brunch at Heart down the street."
"No worries. You can just pre-brunch at Heart down the street."
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Jack and Kate’s friends attended the consummation brunch, despite all being hung over from the wedding the night before.
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2. Noun: Term for male genitalia employed by habitual wearers of inappropriately tight jeans.
2. Noun: Term for male genitalia employed by habitual wearers of inappropriately tight jeans.
He was caught behind a tree in the park excavating a doug bunch from the sweaty depths of his new skinny jeans.
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Example: murder of crows, Crash of rhinos.
Example: murder of crows, Crash of rhinos.
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Being extra careful about what you eat throughout the day so you can have an enjoyable anal pounding in the evening.
Being extra careful about what you eat throughout the day so you can have an enjoyable anal pounding in the evening.
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