check your balance

Your mouth writing a check your a$$ can't cash.

Before Waka Flaka got into a fight in the club someone should've told him to "Check Your Balance"

by Truportaroc November 1, 2010

balance beam

Boys that claim they're bisexual/homosexual but seem really straight and are balancing in between homosexual and bisexual.

"Oh my gosh justin just texted me?" - gay friend

"Wait I thought he was straight" - straight friend

"Well he asked if I was a top or a bottom and keeps flirting" - gay friend

"I guess he's a balance beam" - straight friend

by Britany J-swag July 3, 2014

fair and balanced

Whilst taking a shit, you go down on your lady friend while she is sitting on the sink in front or to the side of you.

I was dropping a fatty deuce while being fair and balanced with my girlfriend.

by alibabasahib July 24, 2007

new balances

gay ass shoes that all the 7th graders at lovett wear

guy 1: why is everyone wearing new balances
guy 2: all these lil poos r trynna be cool

by KeVIn GgggGGG May 13, 2018

Balanced Breakfast

When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!

i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday

by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008

The Badlands

The small tract of space in between a male's testicles and anal cavity.

"Dude, I gotta shave, It's gettin' pretty hairy down there in the badlands."
"I don't want her anywhere further south than my balls... that's getting into badlands territory."

by momruoy May 2, 2009

Fuck Balance

Acheiving Ultimasm( Ultimate Orgasm)is only possible when Fuck Balance is present. Basically fuck balance is riding the vibes between each other in exactly the right way, creating harmony between the ying(lover1) and the yang(lover2) Fuck Balance is not the only way to acheive an orgasm, but once youve had an Ultimasm, you will never settle for anything less.

Fuck balance is the key to acheiving levels upon which the sexual releases you will swear came from the Heavens especially for your dick in that exact moment sort of as a way to say "Good Fuck, You get an A+! Now thats what we meant when we said pro-create!" After acheiving Fuck balance, sex without the balance seems like a sick joke.

by Verdinovica Icis November 5, 2010