Barnes Party

Noun: A Party that has a lack of alcohol or very low quality alcohol, such as Colt .45. Slampigs are regulars at a Barne's Party.
Adj: A party that is poorly planned and executed.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno, I'm so bored, I may have to go to a Barnes Party"

by TKE8624 March 18, 2008

Bluegrass Barn

A place to go and enjoy the sight of skanks, whores, and other beast telling stories about one of their baby's daddy's trailor blowing away in a tornado. Random outbreaks of verbal violence can be expected from Koe.

Welcome to the Bluegrass Barn! Where we put the FU back in Fun.

by Michael Hayes January 02, 2006

Barn Key

A bottle of viagra kept in the nightstand to ensure success in the bedroom.

"Honey, thanks for the diamond earrings. Looks like were gonna need the Barn Key tonight."

by BabyGurl March 22, 2012

barn cat

Calling someone a barn cat is a nicer way to say she's a ho with a dirty, diseased pussy.

That old skank struts around like she's a cougar, but she's just a barn cat. You can smell it from here.

by pumapower June 15, 2011

Barn Baby

A person who was born on a bail of hay in a barn.

You think you were born in a hospital, but no you were born in the barn you barn baby.

by Barnbaby72 April 16, 2021

barn burner

a big dramatic disagreement, a shouting match, or a knockdown dragdown fight.

When Mary caught Sue with her husband, they had a barn burner of a fight.

by Libertine October 02, 2005

sauce barn

a barn where you get sauced asf

Bro let’s go to the sauce barn and get sauced asf

by Balake223 August 04, 2018