bald squad

Where a gang are full of bald people

We're a pack of bald squads

by Abi and Ellie August 14, 2017

Bald Tommy

I just want a mug for my teacher Tommy, he is bald.

Hey Tommy, here's a mug for yo. Bald Tommy

by XxPG3DgudxX February 11, 2021

Bald Jesus

Boomer slang for blow job

Becky gave me a Bald Jesus on the way to the third floor.

by C.CwenttoSouthPark October 29, 2021

Bald Arm

This is a phenomenon that commonly takes place at casino tables while gambling blackjack for a long period of consecutive time. The elbow is bent on the edge of the table either in a downward or upward position. After a few hours the hair on the arm or elbow will become smooth where the table meets the arm. There could be indentations of that part of the table on the arm. Shoulders will become stiff, perhaps even sore. Almost always the edge of the table where the elbow is laying will have short lasting non permanent indentations as well for a few minutes after the person removes his arm or elbow. Bald Arm could cause minor irritation to the skin for a few hours even after the person stops playing.

I was at the casino all night and got Bald Arm.

by Bailmaninmo August 22, 2018

bald titty

A titty without a nipple

Martha: I'm looking for your nipple
Tina: I ain't got no nipples
Martha: Ew, you got a bald titty

by ALollie January 16, 2014

bald neck

When your annoyed and angry by someone and randomly says they have a bald neck

“U so ugly”

“Stfu witcho bald neck”

by APussyHoeCouldNevaaa August 21, 2019

Bald Balls

Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.

Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!

Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!

by Herr Magie July 3, 2022