bald rizz

Craig

Noot:" Craig bald as hell and he still getting bitches das bald rizz right there"

Craig:* is bald*

by Scares December 09, 2022

Bald budgie

The head of an uncircumcised, usually erect, human penis, so named due to the similiarity in shape with a Budgerigar (parakeet)

Man, I gotta remember to wear underwear, my bald budgie is chaffed and raw from the rubbing!

by Crappy Chris March 03, 2010

bald steve

Used to describe a ball sack with no pubes. Naturally no hair or shaven.

"Did you see James' junk when Ben pulled his pants down?"

"Yeh haha he's got a Bald Steve"

by Qmwnebrvtcyxizoapsldkfjgh November 16, 2016

bald neck

When your annoyed and angry by someone and randomly says they have a bald neck

“U so ugly”

“Stfu witcho bald neck”

by APussyHoeCouldNevaaa August 22, 2019

bald water

When you're being bald.

ur being so bald, ur bald water kid, trash L.

by March 15, 2021

bald squad

Where a gang are full of bald people

We're a pack of bald squads

by Abi and Ellie July 16, 2017

bald python

Shaved Penis and Testicles

Aaron: Nice bald Python
Oscar: Thx

by Nerfalicious October 29, 2015