Bite my Bagel

The act of eating someone's bagels only if they are sexy bagels and you have consent.

Bite my bagel, baby

by UGoodBrod December 1, 2017

pizza bagel

An Italian person who is also a Jew.

My best friend is from Italy but practices the Jewish faith. How fucked up.

by Dan January 31, 2005

Badger Britches

A woman whose ass is extremely fat and lumpy, causing it to bounce and jiggle in an unattractive way, is said to have an ass that looks like two badgers in a sack fighting to get out.

"Look guys, here comes badger britches again."

by Angelic_Sherry September 21, 2005

Bagel Winner

The primary financial provider for a Jewish family.

Ever since Tamarah lost her job, Elijah has become the bagel winner of the family.

by qweaspo March 5, 2011

bagel with everything

Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.

A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.

"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.

This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.

Hey, Evil, I belong to you, so I brought you a bagel with everything.

by damagedalicious September 1, 2014

Bagel

A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel

"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."

by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003

Making Bagel Bites

The art involving making bagel bites..
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F
2. When that temp is acheived place cookie tray of 9 bagel bites in for 10 minutes
3. Take out and let cool
4. Rub them on your face and dance

Oooo i jus' love making bagel bites

by Dikembe Mutumbo March 23, 2004