Matress Bater

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

by drake!!! October 23, 2005

Banter

The new word for bullying

"oh its just abit of banter"

by MissImmie April 17, 2012

Banter

Basically just anything funny. Anybody who uses banter can be allocated one of the following titles:
Archbishop of banterbury
Bantersaurus Rex
Banterlope
Banterclaus
Ed Millibanter
Or any others you can think of.

<person tells joke>
haha, this is great banter, it really is!

by allthedecentnameshavebeenused September 14, 2014

Banter

Playful teasing or talking with another person

"That hole is as big as united's defence" BANTER

by bigwangman March 12, 2015

Bantergoose

When lads join together in jovialities and "banter" it rises to the same level as getting with girls (rangoose) and so the two are joined in glorious union. Nothing to do with geese although geese related jokes are permitted.

I had such a good time with Mike last night it was proper Bantergoose. I felt like I had got laid but it was just two heterosexual males having a good time in a heterosexual way,

by Bentley Price October 5, 2009

bantersaurous

Someone who thinks of themselves as really cool, and can be used to describe someone who is boasting about their friends/weekend/awesome party. Usually used in a sarcastic form.

"So there were like 3000 people at my party last night and they all love me..."
"Oh, you bantersaurous, you!"

by Bates____ February 26, 2008

Banter Squad

is a group of people who going around having banter together. Its basically a group of friends going out having a laugh and your only allowed in the banter squad if the head of the banter squad says that you have good banter

bob: you have so much banter want to join my banter squad
fred: what is a banter squad
bob: just a group of friends that go out and have a laugh together

by lewis stanmore June 11, 2014