baby

babies are aliens who are weird and they cant even walk or talk !

babies.are.aliens
yes, babies aren't people.

Brenda: omg did you hear? Karen got a baby!
Linda: umm, don't you mean an alien?

by Ellie is cool March 21, 2022

Baby

SOMETHING YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER HAVE A DEVIL SOMEtHING YOU YEET ACROSS THE ROOM

I KILLED MY BABY DEVIL I YEETED IT

by huyg4i9f h4ug April 6, 2022

baby

a football

John: Why is there a baby being launched into the sky?
Sarah: What baby? Oh, you mean the football

by OwO.cult.member May 19, 2022

BABY

BABY, Also known as Bitter Ass Bitches Yelling. This word is toxic and must be treated with quick action. Failure to treat will result in drama filled experiences, sudden anger outbursts, and a headache. This term can be used by males and females equally.

I can't take this BABY, who's always going off about something petty

by Captain caveman August 8, 2022

Baby

A nickname used by someone who wants to be impregnated or just inseminated

guy 1: have you seen Baby Jackie
Guy 2: yeah; she's a total cum dump

by Ashton Graham October 9, 2022

Baby

A disgusting result that can only mean that your cheap condom failed.

The first stage of a human being after birth.

Daughter: Look at this picture of my baby.
Father: Awww, that's disgusti- I mean cute.

by Dr. Kebab December 18, 2022

baby

When you fuck your sister and she becomes pregnant. You both fuck the baby and turn it into a sex slave as it grows older.

My sister was sucking on my 16-inch long and 5-inch wide cock licking the cum off when she asked for a baby.

"Ahh~ if you want a baby then- mmh~ then take off you H size bra and sick harder you cum dumpster~"

"Yes daddy~"

by Daddy's_Cum_Dumpster&Cock_Slut December 25, 2022