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The average parent

A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.
Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."
by WiGgLeLiKeAsNaKe October 2, 2019
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The Average Texan

The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...

R U N
The Average Texan: Hey little girl, want some candy..?
Little Girl: Sure!

You get the rest...
by FunnehBoi December 28, 2020
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Being White but more African American than your average White person.

Could refer to DNA test results or how you act culturally.
Yooo, I got 13 percent black on my DNA test my nigga, I'm blacker than your average cracker!!!!
by september11th2000-fun December 23, 2020
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National Throw Average Height People Day

in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)
Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!
by xX_GameCrafter_69_Xx March 15, 2022
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Industry averages

The averages of certain figures in a selected industry. Usually


•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed
We are below the industry averages.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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Average Neighbor

A guy who lives next door to you, who you thought was very attractive at first glance. Then when you hang out with him, you realize that he is not hot, he is just average.
Average neighbor was mowing his lawn today!
by marleneyweenie June 24, 2009
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Average porn addict

Average porn addict is a derogatory term used to describe a personality or art style of someone (a majority of the time a minor) with a clear addiction to porn. Lovingly used to insult 14 year olds that can't help but draw blushing bulges on all of their furries or twelve year olds who can't go a second without talking about how horny they are and how it's just hormones.
*a crude drawing of a furry with big thighs and uncomfortable breasts; every part of the damn body is blushing*
-"Average porn addict art style"
by Xx_4$$h0l3_xX March 24, 2023
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