A parent with two kids of different genders, both fit into the social norm. One child is straight the other isn't. They work a 9-5 job in an office and are able to support both kids.
Jack: "Man, Kayla's parents are such the average parent."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."
Sarah: "Yeah, I wish mine were like that."
by WiGgLeLiKeAsNaKe October 2, 2019
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Being White but more African American than your average White person.
Could refer to DNA test results or how you act culturally.
Could refer to DNA test results or how you act culturally.
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Get the Blacker than your average cracker mug.in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)
Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!
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Get the National Throw Average Height People Day mug.The averages of certain figures in a selected industry. Usually
•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed
•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed
We are below the industry averages.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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by marleneyweenie June 24, 2009
Get the Average Neighbor mug.Average porn addict is a derogatory term used to describe a personality or art style of someone (a majority of the time a minor) with a clear addiction to porn. Lovingly used to insult 14 year olds that can't help but draw blushing bulges on all of their furries or twelve year olds who can't go a second without talking about how horny they are and how it's just hormones.
*a crude drawing of a furry with big thighs and uncomfortable breasts; every part of the damn body is blushing*
-"Average porn addict art style"
-"Average porn addict art style"
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