Autism

A sickness you can be born with or get. There are different types of autism. Some people can't talk or walk with autisum, others are super smart. It is a sickness that can be passed on from generations.

My brother was born with autism, and that's why he can't speak.

by Kiki2004 April 24, 2017

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

Autism Pass

A pass given by an autistic person allowing neurotypicals to say "retard", and use autism as an insult.

John, do you want that sped kid's autism pass? He wants to let you call people retards.

by notryhards33 April 15, 2024

Autism

Old man talks about icy hot (vol. 0.25 speed)
..or the person that tells the story about old man icy-hot

Autism, momma might have gotten you tested for it

by supercoolbigwalmartboss July 26, 2025

Autism

A rare condition with symptoms that can vary depending on which part of the spectrum you are in. An extreme case of autism will be listed below.

Autistic Person: I use mega knight and e barbs!

Normal Person: That’s why you have autism buddy.

by Rashad Carter December 10, 2021

Clashing Autisms

When two people have autistic traits that conflict with each other. For example, one person always talks ant full volume and the other person hates loud noise.

This often causes the people to strongly dislike each other.

Person 1: Those two keep getting into arguments, what’s their deal?.

Person 2: Yeah, they both really into Halo 3, I thought they would get along.
Person 3: They’ve got clashing autisms, it’s sort of like they were destined to hate each other.

by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024

Hereditary Autism

Hoyt Pence

"When you confidently yell out the wrong answer in class, you have hereditary autism"

by .Thicc. May 10, 2017