Assload

The amount of weight in witch a healthy adult donkey can haul down and back up the Grand Canyon with out killing it.

Kid 1"Your mom weighs an assload"

Kid 2 " wrong , we went to the Grand Canyon last summer and rode the donkeys down, her fat ass killed her donkey. She's more then an ass load "

by Mr E.S August 27, 2020

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Assclownactual

Another word for asshole

Man 1: “This guy is so annoying!”
Man 2: “Such an Assclownactual..”

by DarthPhrox October 15, 2020

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Someone who tries to impress people or be funny but makes an absolute fool of themselves instead. They also tend to screw many simple tasks up. Similar to an asshat, but asshats know this, whereas assclowns have no idea that they are making themselves look stupid.

Andy makes sex jokes that make no sense, thinks farting is funny, thinks he’s cool by doing a single backflip on a trampoline, can’t even pour a glass of water without causing a spill, and has absolutely no clue that everyone thinks he’s a fool. This makes Andy an assclown.

Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 5, 2020

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Assclown

A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.

What an assclown David Cicilline is, his only legislative accomplishment is to rename 2 post offices.

by Patriot American January 11, 2021

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