Eli Assist

When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.

“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”

“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

Eli assist

When playing rocket league, the player gets points for an assist much longer than expected.

"What an Eli assist. That guy still got points a solid 10 seconds after he touched the ball.

by Razosaku November 19, 2023

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Medical Assistant

The doctors personal assistant.

M.A. for short

MA: Hi my name is Courtney im the new medical assistant!
Doctor: nice to meet you, get me some coffee!
MA: YES BOSS

by Yourfavedoctor1 January 13, 2023

Eli Assist

An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.

Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

Alabama Assistance

Alabama Assistance ; When your cousin / brother / sister helps you take and send nudes.

" My sister helped me take a nude to send to my boyfriend later. "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "

by Lessee~Chan April 10, 2020

Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.

I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.

by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022