Asshat

When someone does something utterly retarded and gets called out for it

"Did you hear about Jared making out with that police officer when he was pulled over?"
"Yeah, what a real asshat."

by PercyP January 02, 2015

asshat

alvin from dville

Alvin from dville is a asshat

by somebody truthful October 11, 2021

Asshat

A person with their head up their own ass so far that they are wearing a hat.

That ignorant, compassionless woman who posted a horribly thoughtless and insensitive comment is an asshat.

by Proud to NOT be Phyliss Sammon May 01, 2019

Asshat

A Person, who is so wrong in anything they say or do, that they must've been doing it wrong for the moment they were born - coming out legs first, wearing their mothers as a 'hat', for a brief moment; with a lasting effect causing them to revert to their original state, as stated by the conservation law referred to in Neother's theorem.

That asshat was wrong since he wore his momma for a hat. No wonder he is such a shithead.

by Stillam17 December 02, 2022

Asshat

The 45th President of the United States' hair. Not the man, just the hair.

Whether it's real hair or a wig, whoever wears an asshat is, by definition, an ass.

by AlmostGrownUp September 06, 2020

asshat

a dumb looking hat that looks like an ass
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"my fucking god u are an asshat

by ellis_is_super_fucking_cool1 March 24, 2021

asshat

Definition 1: A person who has their head squarely up their own ass, wearing it like a hat.
Definition 2: A red baseball style hat proclaiming "Make America Great Again".

"Look at that asshat wearing that asshat."
"An asshat is included in the Racist Old White Man starter pack."

by Ya_mom May 25, 2017