but did pip ask?

answer is usually no cos pip is too swag to ask

person 1 -"grandma died"

person 2 -"okk, but did pip ask?"
person 1- "no😔"

by supercoolalwaysandforever July 8, 2020

Did i ask

A comeback to basically anything and a mood killer

Person 1: i won my basketball game today. Person 2: Did I ask

by UR MOM THE THIRD February 15, 2022

counter who asked

when someone uses the most uncreative phrase 'who asked' in an argument but then you realise that the phrase seems to contradict it self, so you use it back

Person 1: ‘I travelled to the moon and back twelve times and still couldn't find who the fuck asked!’
Person 2: ‘I don't care if you didn't ask, because no-one asked you either.’
Person 3: ‘woah he just pulled a counter who asked’
Person 1: ‘I don't fucking care’

by olek0 January 25, 2023

Did I ask

They simply didn’t ask

Mia: I got the PS5
Hector: DiD i AsK
Mia: No but you took the time to respond 😗✌🏽

Valerie: I got a bf
Hector: DiD i AsK
Valerie: No but you’re just jealous you can’t get into one relationship🙄🤚🏽

by 😼 🙄🤚🏽 😗✌🏽 🧸💜 November 23, 2020

Did I ask

The most popular, boring, generic comeback in the history of comebacks. Literally everyone uses this comeback.

You: Your mom left you cause your a mistake!

?: Did I ask?

by jaikaii March 23, 2022

ask that one right there

When you're angry at the person who has wronged you and is not worth addressing properly at that moment. It is almost like the "Bye, Felicia" phrase but is a bit more disrespectful in both a formal and informal setting (professional and/or public). Concept is still the same.

Friend: You alright?
You: I was, but now I'm not.
Friend: Why?
You: Ask that one right there.

Co-worker 1: Did you drink my cranberry juice?
Co-worker 2: Wait, that was your cranberry juice?
Co-worker 1: I'm asking you about it, so...
Co-worker 2: How was I supposed to know it was yours?
You: Hey guys! Huh...what's going on?
Co-worker 1: Ask that one right there.

Manager: Why did you leave late last night? You are thirty minute overtime.
You: Ask that one right there.

by 4llab0ut$ June 24, 2020

Tom nobody asked

A person names Tom says something but nobody asked him. Happens a lot in 4t.

Tom: "Ayo I ate gum before I came to school".
Person #1 "Tom nobody asked".

by Daneee the dood March 16, 2022