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Aborigigash

A derogatory slang phrase relating to the origins of a woman's genitals. Heralded worldwide as the hallmark of quality clunge, it is native solely to the lands of Australia.
"On my stag me and the lads went down under to the bush to hunt out some prime Aborigigash."
by John McCelby May 24, 2018
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Arbar

My mom is Arbar
by B-ball#11 October 22, 2020
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Arberempic death

A condition where subjects near subject Omega will undergo one of the 10 outcomes.

1. They explode.
2. They give up any money or candy on hand where contact is made.
3. They teleport to a distant planet.
4. They become a subject Omega, where it can spread Arberempic Death, and any who have it and come near will face the four effects.
5. They become a living planet.
6. They have their IQ put into this equation. IQ^-999
7. They feel the need to drink chocolate milk.
8. They feel the need to be an idiot.
9. They will explode into chocolate milk.
10. They become dependent on everyone else.

If you have Arberempic death, doctors advise you to stay away from Arber/Subject Omega.
A subject with Arberempic death consumes 2 gallons of chocolate milk every 6 hours.
by AHHAhahwha9fuosfj November 3, 2021
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Literary Abortion

A piece of writing that is such a failure, it is worse than an abortion.
"So I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me?"

"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."

"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"

"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."
by divineallbeing March 2, 2012
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drain abortion

My girlfriend's hair clogged the bathroom sink again. I couldn't afford a plumber, so I performed a drain abortion.
by kenandrick December 28, 2014
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thought abortion

When you start to say something and you stop partially through the thought and you completely forget what you were thinking. The thought is terminated before it is finished.
Kendra: I have a great idea for what we should do tonight!
Jenna: Awesome! What is it?
Kendra: We should get in the car and go downtown to go and.....
Jenna: And what?..
Kendra: I can't remember, it just completely left my mind.
Jenna: Oh, you must have had a thought abortion.
by kingjay4 May 23, 2014
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Grenade Abortion

The action of pulling the pin on a grenade and sticking it up a girl's cooch, especially if she's pregnant, thereby aborting the baby (and her, but that's besides the point).
"Yo did you hear about Stacy? I heard she got a grenade abortion."
"Bullshit, who would knock her up in the first place?"
by SurrealArt June 7, 2016
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