Amphetaminge

The chronic shrinkage of the male appendage after inducing amphetamines.

"I don't think I can tonight sweetheart, all the pills and speed have given me amphetaminge."

by Grinder's Gourmet January 27, 2010

amphibolitis

Can manifest in mild sensations of the uncanny or more severe psychological terror when you sense that the person or persons, often having either authority or seniority, around you are engaged in doublespeak for one of several possible reasons:

1. They are trying to bait you to say something, either real or fictive, with which they can manipulate public opinion on you, in order to plot your downfall or drive you out of the group (See mobbing).
2. They have information from an authority figure or their representative that you have or will upset or anger(ed) an authority figure and they are trying to warn you indirectly.
3. They are enjoying an internal joke at your expense simply because they feel threatened by your sincerity, creativity, and/or enthusiasm.

Symptoms of amphibolitis are:
1. Inability or refusal to engage in social interactions for fear of saying something which will anger someone and exaccerbate the feelings of amphibolitis.
2. Distractability, irritability, hopelessness, depression, and/or irrational fear.
3. A growing and persistent feeling that you are not welcome in your environment. In extreme cases, cosmophobia can develop.

The young worker's naive enthusiasm to learn on-the-job by taking on additional responsibility quickly deteriorated into an extreme case of amphibolitis, as she sensed the others doublespeaking while not addressing her, emphasizing words like "authority" and "talent," then asking her questions about the responsibilities she'd taken on.

by Delhi January 3, 2008

alphectionate

refers to the male of the homo sapiens species, generally inferring same-sex interactions

1. : having affection or warm regard in a forward manner : assertive <alphectionate greeting hug>
2. : motivated by honest affection : tender but firm <alphectionate spontaneous kiss>
3. : being the one to call, the one to speak up, to be honest and direct in what you're feeling and what you want <alphectionate post-date phone call>
4. : in short, not being a pussy or beta male, not always wanting the other guy to be Prince Charming

"It turns out he was just waiting for me to be alphectionate and ask him on a second date."

by Trevor Kuprel March 7, 2008

ampped out

If something is going to be huge, it is going to be ampped out.
From Amp, meaning amplifier - if something is ampped, it's going to be amplified - made bigger.

Dude, this party's going to be ampped out!

by On Anon August 1, 2008

Ampleass

get er done', getting a task done with incredible efficency without undermining quality.

She was expected to ampleass on the assignment due next week!

by JazzyM February 28, 2009

aphelele

A 5ft 2, beautiful young woman who has an amazing smile, and a warm heart once you get to know her. She doesn’t get along with everyone, and wouldn’t know a good Nextflix series from a boring one. Besides that she’s got a unique personality, which makes her stand out from the rest.

Mike: That girl really is something special
Sibusiso: who? Aphelele? Yeah she’s the crème de la crème

by Googleuser7 November 23, 2021

amped up

Visiting the Asian Massage Parlor, for one a happy ending.

"Dude, you're so tense, you gotta go get amped up before you hit the club."

by Lewdog August 22, 2008