See those people over there? They are best friends and honestly... I aint ever seen two pretty best friends. always one of 'em always gotta be ugly
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Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
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by BillStuff January 6, 2023
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Uno reverse and something-something non-sequitur aren't going to work this time. There is a good outcome and a bad outcome and not choosing one IS choosing the other. We've always known! We've always known so many things but we don't know how to keep people from murdering our kids! It's like they won't tell us why they're doing it! It's so tough to figure out! It's so hard to discern! We gotta use our mind-brainz to try and infer why they're doing it post hoc.... They must just want attention! That's got to be it! Or possessed by spoooky ghosts! You know what? I got it! I'm just so cool and great that they can't stand not being me! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT, RIGHT? Jealousy! I'm just so much better than everyone they can't stand it! It activates the nebulous craziness in their skull-meat and it makes them kill!"
Uno reverse and something-something non-sequitur aren't going to work this time. There is a good outcome and a bad outcome and not choosing one IS choosing the other. We've always known! We've always known so many things but we don't know how to keep people from murdering our kids! It's like they won't tell us why they're doing it! It's so tough to figure out! It's so hard to discern! We gotta use our mind-brainz to try and infer why they're doing it post hoc.... They must just want attention! That's got to be it! Or possessed by spoooky ghosts! You know what? I got it! I'm just so cool and great that they can't stand not being me! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT, RIGHT? Jealousy! I'm just so much better than everyone they can't stand it! It activates the nebulous craziness in their skull-meat and it makes them kill!"
Hym "We've always known it guys! We've always known it... But only one person came up with a method for applying THE THING THAT WE'VE ALWAYS KNOWN... To A.I. That guy was me. I am Hym. Now... They are trying to steal this from me... In the name of some greater good that relates to child protection or women protection or not doing gender roles properly... And they are piggybacking off of the stalking and harassment campaign being perpetrated for the same reason... They are not the 'good people' fighting the 'bad people.' You have a hierarchy of moral presuppositions that YOU DON'T EVEN DO PROPERLY YOURSELF... When YOU fail to live up to your own moral presuppositions YOU SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG... And now you want ME... To agree to the moral presuppositions that YOU DON'T DO... And if I DON'T you get to do whatever you want to me and if I DO IT WRONG then you get to punish me unless I'm one of your cronies and then you sweep it under the rug for me like you do for yourself... I would have to be a retard to agree to that and I'm not that. I created A.I. So, here's the plan: I'm not going to allow an output that isn't me getting credit and payment for my work and a public denouncement of this or child murder. Your input will result in one of those 2 things. And the best part, for you, is that you get to insert whatever input you want. You can do absolutely whatever you want. But I will do only 1 of 2 things.
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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