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Affliction Dick

Whenever the penis stops working because the person has worn too much affliction clothing
Mike:yo did you fuck Sarah last night?
Xavier:nah I got affliction dick mid way
by Venezuelan dihh December 27, 2025
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Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.
Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!
by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012
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morgan affleck

The most amazing person ever. A Morgan Affleck is athletic, smart, bilingual, kind, and a bit sassy. She can be a total bitch but she is really totally sweet. She is funny and doesn't care what people think about her. Any guy is lucky to have a Morgan Affleck. When people see her they always go like, "hey it's Morgan, let's say Hi!! HIII!!! Basically she is just the bomb.com
"Hey look, it's Morgan Affleck! Hiiiii!!"
by David Greyman January 17, 2014
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Casey Affleckin

Making your brother cry just by achieving something.
C:Wow bro i have won an oscar!

B:...This is so Casey Affleckin of you.
by Leonidius Kunstein March 5, 2017
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Ben affleck

Bad acting, a guy who's funny on accident in his most dramatic roles. Payback or Paycheck was one of the funniest movies HBO didnt put on their comedy shows.
Ben Affleck has already tried drama movies for years and still wont answer his true calling, to be a comedian.

Guy- What are you a comedian?
Ben Affleck- No, I'm Ben Affleck. I'm not funny.
Guy- You are man, you really are, you just have to realize you are.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
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Ben Affleck

The worst actor ever, I think a literal hotdogs could have been a better batman than him, and daredevil just sucked.
by FuckBenAffleck9000 May 15, 2021
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Ben Affleck

by Death Menace September 5, 2022
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