actually romantic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe when someone’s hate or obsession with you crosses into weirdly affectionate territory. Comes from Taylor Swift’s 2025 song “Actually Romantic” on The Life of a Showgirl, where she mocks a rival’s fixation on her by calling it “sweet” and “romantic.”

Basically means: You’re so obsessed it’s kind of flattering.

“She’s been subtweeting me for weeks. Honestly? It’s actually romantic.”

by tslover1989 October 17, 2025

Actual Optimal

When an action or object is "actual optimal" it is to be of optimum actuality.

"bro thats actual optimal"
"whats the fuck does that mean"
"actual optimal"
"actual optimal"

by sssly August 23, 2022

aint no way u actually fell for

aint no way u actually fell for

"aint no way u actually fell for"

by Aint no way u actually fell fo April 2, 2025

actual cringe

when something makes you cringe so hard, it actually physically hurts.

guy: ew, this video is actual cringe
other guy: i know right..

by thecutesteverrrrr June 26, 2024

Actual Tard

Someone who would do something exceptionally idiotic, such as attempt to spike someones drink and get the wrong person and almost put both to “sleep”

“Cameron is an Actual Tard, he got the wrong drink and almost off’d them both”

by Hmmwat December 8, 2018

Actual loser

John babino

Hey it's an actual loser

by Ewitssabrina January 25, 2017

actually facetime

actually facetiming (actually ft) is a term used when your always the one facetiming your girl/ man, and never get a facetime call from them at all.

"Hey bae, how come we havent facetimed?"
"Because you never actually facetime me you whore"
"Shit bae what the fuck"

by welcomephsyco May 20, 2023