assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.

Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.

by mikeinocala October 16, 2012

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

assisting

A helping hand when kneading a partner to help with masturbating.

She will be assisting me during my personal heights of euphoria.

by jmpalmieri00 July 30, 2016

Aashish Appakonam

Also known as Hashish Void, Aashish is a call center worker by day and a contract killer by night. Stay away from him or he will succ you into his void.

You: "Hello?"
Aashish: "Hello, this is Ravi K Gupta calling from the IRS. You are being sued."
You: "Wait... Aashish? is that yo-"
Aashish: "VOIDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

You were killed by Aashish Appakonam.

by HashishVoid February 4, 2019

Assistant Plant Manager

The Assistant Plant Manager is usually the smartest person in the plant. Everybody respects him and knows he is the man in charge. He is usually very funny and everyone always laughs at his jokes.

Employee 1: Does anybody know what to do?

Employee 2: no, but I bet the assistant plant manager has the answer!

by sausagefest12 March 11, 2019

AssistRampage

When your an underrated support playing League of Legends. And you assist way too much for the game to handle. Usually these support players have a record of 0/0/∞

Damn that Morgana is on a AssistRampage!

by Pseudonym? Whats that? May 16, 2019

Assisnt

A person with NO ass.

Damn that girl has no ass. She is Assisnt

by Totallynotjacob September 10, 2020