The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.
by HeyBubba June 5, 2023
Get the Arkansas wind sock mug.The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.
I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.
by Sgtbiddyboom June 30, 2023
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Get the Arkansas warthog mug.Similar to a Shibuya Meltdown, the Arkansas Meltdown consists of a person lathering their home walls with red wine. This situation only happens after consuming a hefty amount of red wine from a box.
by ThatsOK01 August 4, 2024
Get the Arkansas Meltdown mug.Similar to a Shibuya Meltdown, the Arkansas Meltdown consists of a person drinking a hefty amount of boxed red wine and throwing up all over the floors and walls of their house. This would create the affect of “painting” the walls red.
Oliver - “yo Chase, how do you feel after that Arkansas Meltdown last night?”
Chase - “I’m never drinking red wine again”
Chase - “I’m never drinking red wine again”
by ThatsOK01 August 4, 2024
Get the Arkansas Meltdown mug.Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.
My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.
by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023
Get the Arkansas Asphyxiation mug.A theory that suggests that most - if not ALL people from Arkansas are the most oppressed minority in the U.S. compared to every other minority that suffers from oppression.
It's a shame that Rusty keeps on being bullied.
Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?
Maybe.
Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?
Maybe.
by KITTYCOWDY April 14, 2025
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