Reed in a seed is the fattest person ive ever seen he has so many flab’s that he lives in America but his belly button reaches Asia
His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
His flab’s Are taller than the burj kalifa and he weighs more than the statue of liberty
by Professor not November 17, 2018

A piece of thin wood made into rectangle curved in top that you wet in your mouth you then use a ligature to put the reed on the mouthpiece of an instrument like Clarinet family or sax family. Reeds are very easily chipped messing up sounds. Replace every 2-3 weeks but a month or so is fine.
by Anonymous 1,000,631 November 23, 2019

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by marcuslovermwah February 1, 2022

The hottest guy you'll ever meet. Always is packing. Doesn't pull often but when he gets it he gets going. Sex god, especially with the homies.
by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022

Reed is someone who has a small peepee and likes to shout at women unless they have a fat ass and are WAY out of his league with no chance of actually getting with him. Reed is also someone who likes to take a dump on a womans chest when they talked back to them.
Dont be a Reed.
Dont be a Reed.
"Hey! Did you ever meet that Reed guy?"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"
by FUReed February 2, 2022
