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Pear

1. A pun with the word pair.

2. The culmination of the old adage; a pickle and a bead make a pear.

The orgins of the pear are unknown. The earliest know usage was in the 8th century in England where a naturalist by the name of Eli Gregory noted the curious behavior of a bear and a pickle.

Gregory, E 888 AD " There I was on a nob hill watching a bear eat a pickle, I was fascinated by the veracity and fervor the bear displayed while consuming the pickle. Moments later I witnessed, to my surprise, the bear shat out a fully mature pear. My eyes widened as I noticed the pear was completely clean and free of scat. Leaf and stem were intact. I though to myself a pickle and a bear make a pear. As I proceeded to say this aloud a passerby asked me what I was murmuring. To which I replied a pickle and a bear make a pear."

It is used in place of two peas from the same pod and torn from the same cloth when two things are more unlike eachother but create a perfect pair together.
Hey have you seen those two together?

Yeah , I don't understand how that is, they are two completely different people.
Well you know what they say, a pickle n a bear make a pear.
by Pumpkin Enthusiast January 26, 2025
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juicy pear

When there’s cellulite around the ass but you could still fuck it if you wanted to
“You see Gwendiline?”
“Yea bro but i heard she was a juicy pear
by miriobinso May 4, 2018
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Pear

Code word for “Dick
Let me see your Pear
by anonymous 404 July 28, 2021
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Stu pear day

Wow it's stu pear day today
by Rizlas009 April 11, 2023
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Pear company

That one fictional company from iCarly and VICTORiOUS.
I wish the Pear company was real...
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Pear Juggling

To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.
“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling
by Fatlousie June 16, 2019
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Something in the pear

Absolute Pear
Soda water
Sprite

A little lemonade

A little grenadine
Something in the pear is… Defined as Sweet, yet tart and absolutely amazing…
by Cody Gay July 18, 2023
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