Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

Jasper

A litteral legend at fingarbording

My class neighbor is a Jasper and he always makes noise with his fingarboardz

by Ellonmusk November 21, 2021

jasper

chicken

chicken loves jasper

by poopheacharlie09 October 7, 2023

jasper dolphin

member of the amazing group ofwgkta hes dope asf
not even a rapper
sick ass dude though ong

person1: dude did you hear *jasper dolphin* on the new ofwgkta song??

person2: i heard hes only on the beat to make his rocks grow faster...

person3: well i mean he has a tv show so ig hes kinda a actor

by ayooochrz April 15, 2023

jasper

a sarcastic girl who says "head ass" or "periodt" un ironically, but its lowkey kinda cute, would give her 100 hugs, im at 6 rn

jasper

by TPFKadin September 11, 2019

Jasperate

When a man bends his limp penis and puts it inside his own butthole and proceeds to have sex till he orgasms inside himself.

"That guy is weird, all he does is lock himself in his bedroom and jasperates all day and night.."

by Dirtbackinator February 6, 2023

Jasper

Literally the most awesome person you know. He’s funny and smart and athletic, and a bit of a nerd sometimes. He pulls whoever he wants though, so don’t think you can escape him. He’s also really handsome.

Did you see Jasper yesterday?
Of course I did, who could miss that stunning face of his

by anonymous December 18, 2022