Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
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All the Girls will get him. Of course most of them will try and get them By doing crappy Acts to get him.
All the Girls will get him. Of course most of them will try and get them By doing crappy Acts to get him.
In Royal High
Jake: Does nothing
Royale high swarm of girls: 🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️
Jake: Does nothing
Royale high swarm of girls: 🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️🏃 ♀️
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