Ethan

A person who acts black when they r white and looks dumb whilst doing it

That guy is a total ethan

by 7783339191517 January 17, 2017

ethan

he is a nice person..... he is also a pervert

guy1:look at that pedo distgusting

guy2: That's not a pedo it's Ethan

by mc muffin 11 November 4, 2018

Ethan

A true Dingus

Wow, that Ethan sure is a Dingus.

by lovesbunny199816 May 14, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He will tear your heart out because he does not love you anymore, but he has the cutest laugh that can make you smile all day. Ethan has such beautiful eyes that will make you love him no matter how hard you don't want to. Everyone will love him at some point even if it is just for a minute. Ethan has such amazing hair that you could just touch all day but he gets mad when you touch it. And girls will go crazy over him. Ethan is so nice and understanding he wants you to be his friend and even though he is popular he will hang out with people like me and date them for a year. He looks beside people flaws and want to truly see who that are. I WILL WAYS LOVE ETHAN

1)“jade, don't touch ethan, he loves me and I love him too“
2)“ooh what is that cute boys name"
“he is new, I think his name is ethan"
3) “I think I am in love with ethan"
4) “I hate JADE so much"
“why"
“because she is dating ethan, she posted in on instagram

by Ilovedogsandicecream August 22, 2016

ethaner

Ethans, more commonly known as Ethaners, are the social outcasts of the world. They thrive off cheap attention, and live exclusively on the Internet, more specifically, Discord. Ethaners exist all over the place, and have common roots in websites such as 9gag.com, iFunny.co, and Reddit.com. Spotting an Ethaner is a rather easy task: upon joining a server, they will post unfunny .mp4s or repeat an extremely dead and unfunny meme in chat (for example: AMOGUS, Deez Nuts, Sussy Baka!!!111!!!). Among other things, Ethaners often crave human validation, and will relentlessly tag/ping as many people in chat as possible, as to draw their attention to him. They are often immediately cast out of communities, but if they're allowed to stay, they will generally find a way to victimize themselves (Everyone hates me! No one likes me!).

While Ethaners are generally defined as "unfunny nobodies", they can also be defined as "irrelevanters"; those whom no one knows, nor cares about, and who generally try to establish their relevance in retarded ways (most of which never work).

Ali: hey guys, your favourite Marxist-Leninist Ali here! :groomer:
Ethaner: @ali You are a sussy baka Ali

Ali: whyd u ping me u faggot ethaner im already in chat

by YELLOWTEA_DESTROYER July 12, 2021

Ethan

Wasting there time chasing imaginary people, doesn’t seem real. Hide behind parents and spend times making excuses if you meet one make fun of them, they are easy to lie to and they will always throw money out to fake people so always lie to them about being their friend…

That boy ethan doesn’t know his girlfriend is getting piped by the bully that harassing him but hey let not let him know that…

by Biggestkikever October 4, 2021

Ethan

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet in your life. He's usually very good looking but in a cute and boyish way, very adventurous and creative. He's all about positive vibes, he's funny and his goal in life is to make people laugh. He's very family oriented, he loves his siblings and parents. Ethan will treat you right because he just loves with his whole heart. He will make you feel like the most beautiful girl in the world, a princess and he'll spoil you with everything he can. Ethan can get insecure at times, anxious or stressed so he needs his space away from all that to clear his mind. He pairs up well with girls named Bianca and Hannah.

Girl: I'm so in love with Ethan, I just want to stay in his arms forever

by moonlightsparkle May 10, 2018