Some manner of secret interwebz ballistic weapon in development. Possibly under the direction of Saddam Hussein. Pen0r cannons typically provide artillery support to to infantry and are commonly deployed by evil scientists with annoyingly nasally voices. Have also been deployed on campains to attack targets across the english channel as well as obtaining males heirs.
Also See Cockbuster
Also See Cockbuster
The infantry it breaking across the front lines! Bust out the pen0r cannons! *fwoomph* We'll get Emperor Carlos his error one way or another!
by Sir Richard Richington, Head of Cambridge Pen0r wing July 16, 2008
Get the pen0r cannonmug. 1. place your partner on their shoulders, preferably with some sort of back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.
2. straddle your partner's ass and shove your balls - ONLY your balls - into your parnter's asshole. (this may be painful on the balls, depending on the elasticity of the currently penetrated asshole)
3. with an erection, and while your balls remain in your parnter's asshole, slowly rotate around your partner making cannon noises, much like a the turret of a tank. Onomatopoetic words, such as "boom" and "chk-burrgh* are appropriate.
2. straddle your partner's ass and shove your balls - ONLY your balls - into your parnter's asshole. (this may be painful on the balls, depending on the elasticity of the currently penetrated asshole)
3. with an erection, and while your balls remain in your parnter's asshole, slowly rotate around your partner making cannon noises, much like a the turret of a tank. Onomatopoetic words, such as "boom" and "chk-burrgh* are appropriate.
by orbasm September 15, 2008
Get the ass cannonmug. n. Slang term for a black man ejaculating during sex, usually accompanied by a loud moaning sound. Also refers to an energy blast performed by Captain Ginyu in DBZ.
v. The act of performing a milky cannon.
v. The act of performing a milky cannon.
"Imma blast you with my milky cannon!"
"Ohh... MILKY CANNON!"
"I'll bet he's gonna milky cannon her."
"Ohh... MILKY CANNON!"
"I'll bet he's gonna milky cannon her."
by Hyperactive Man August 21, 2007
Get the milky cannonmug. Armando: You were pretty wasted last night...did you get lucky?
Jimbo: Nope...I projectile vomited after Cheryl whipped out her queef-cannon. Thankfully, I passed out shortly afterward.
Jimbo: Nope...I projectile vomited after Cheryl whipped out her queef-cannon. Thankfully, I passed out shortly afterward.
by jsphwhitaker October 27, 2011
Get the queef-cannonmug. Hey johnny did you give her the slut cannon
Yea mike I shot tht pussy up
Hey Judy did mike give you the cannon
Yea Mia he did I rode his slut cannon all night
Yea mike I shot tht pussy up
Hey Judy did mike give you the cannon
Yea Mia he did I rode his slut cannon all night
by slaypoos May 30, 2015
Get the Slut Cannonmug. Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.
by etip February 20, 2012
Get the Piss cannonmug. When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds
by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2016
Get the Ass Cannonmug.