dick cannon

1. When a male orgasms so intensely that his testicles are blasted out of his body via the urethra alongside the ejaculate, much like a massive cannon being fired.

Matt's dick cannon last night left him tired and possibly infertile.

by Bored ALTs July 28, 2014

ass cannon

1. place your partner on their shoulders, preferably with some sort of back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.

2. straddle your partner's ass and shove your balls - ONLY your balls - into your parnter's asshole. (this may be painful on the balls, depending on the elasticity of the currently penetrated asshole)

3. with an erection, and while your balls remain in your parnter's asshole, slowly rotate around your partner making cannon noises, much like a the turret of a tank. Onomatopoetic words, such as "boom" and "chk-burrgh* are appropriate.

"Holy Christ, this ass cannon is doing some serious damage!"

by orbasm September 15, 2008

milky cannon

n. Slang term for a black man ejaculating during sex, usually accompanied by a loud moaning sound. Also refers to an energy blast performed by Captain Ginyu in DBZ.

v. The act of performing a milky cannon.

"Imma blast you with my milky cannon!"
"Ohh... MILKY CANNON!"
"I'll bet he's gonna milky cannon her."

by Hyperactive Man August 21, 2007

Ass Cannon

When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds

Tom had an Ass Cannon stream that was 7 seconds long.

by I put pp in your coke December 3, 2016

Slut Cannon

One mans tool or "schlong" that he slays sluts with

Hey johnny did you give her the slut cannon
Yea mike I shot tht pussy up

Hey Judy did mike give you the cannon
Yea Mia he did I rode his slut cannon all night

by slaypoos May 30, 2015

Piss cannon

Blasting the shit/skid marks off of the toilet with a stream of piss. Only a guy has a piss cannon

Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.

by etip February 20, 2012

Rusty Cannon

1) A penis after having rough sex until the skin becomes raw and chaffed.

2) A penis covered with menstrual fluid from having sex with a woman on her period.

1) After 3 hours of sex with Mike, Andy had a rusty cannon

2) For a week each month Jenny is a bitch and Thad has a rusty cannon

by dinosauregg July 14, 2009