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Walter Mitty

Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life

2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly

3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit
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Walter

Walter is anybody that has a completely flat and disinterested face that embodies “...”

It is based off Nelson the Bull Terrier, commonly known as Walter.

It is most often used as a discord emoji.
Person 1: Hey, I went to Joe’s house the other day to play some games, wanna come with me next time?
Person 2: Huh, who’s Joe?
Person 1: JOE MAMA!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Person 2: *walter*
by B r e e z e April 18, 2020
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Molly Walters

a HEE HOO rat who can take over the world. She stars as the main protagonist in the new hit fanfiction: The Mistake.
Maya: Hey, is that a fool Man?
Taco Cheese: No, that's just Molly Walters.
by thetubbytaco March 24, 2020
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walter White

by creamofchicken March 21, 2022
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james walter

Don't be a James Walter
by Akronzip2015 June 18, 2016
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Walter

A ugly ass nigga that rapes girls for fun. He gets no girls.
Walter is ugly to me because of his body type
by Wallter December 5, 2019
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Cal Walters

Cal is an amazing guy. He could make the dumbest jokes ever and get a laugh out no matter the situation. He is quiet, though if you are close with him, he’s very easy to get along with. Everyone loves Cal and not a single person should ever have a reason to hate him. His extraordinary soul should forever be cherished no matter who it is talking to him.
#1 “guys do you know Cal Walters???”
#2 “Yeah, duh. He’s so sweet and humorous so who wouldn’t?!?”

#1 “youre right! i love him.”
by chesterscandy September 30, 2022
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