Bill: God I hate Monday's!!!
Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.
Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!
Jane: But it's not Monday It's Tuesday.
Bill: It's the same thing, only today is just Metaphorical Monday!
by Andrew Hayden September 14, 2007
Get the Metaphorical Mondaymug. Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.
For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.
For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.
by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019
Get the Soft Mondaymug. The day after the Superbowl where one experiences an enhanced version of the case of the Mondays and is hung over, tired, and depressed because all of the major American holidays (Christmas, New Years Eve, and the Superbowl) are over.
"So, what was your favorite commercial from last night?"
"I don't know, man....I don't know, maybe the talking giraffes...I don't know."
"Why the long face?"
"I guess it's Superdull Monday...you know, there's nothing to look forward to for months."
"I don't know, man....I don't know, maybe the talking giraffes...I don't know."
"Why the long face?"
"I guess it's Superdull Monday...you know, there's nothing to look forward to for months."
by Trojan2980 January 14, 2010
Get the Superdull Mondaymug. The one official day of the week dedicated to drinking wine. After all, there is Tequila Tuesday, Weed Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, and Shit faced Saturday and Sunday. Monday needs love too! We all know that Monday is the one hated day of the week, so why not make it a fun day as well because we all know no one is raging on Monday (unless you alcoholics out there are being sneaky (;), so let's get casually fucked up. Plus, wine in moderation is good for you and can prevent heart diseases, Trader Joe's sells two buck chuck, and fancy wine glasses are seriously the best. NOMSSSSS
Bob: Aw fuck dude, it's Sunday I have work at eight tomorrow.
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
Joe: Is coooool, tomorrow's WINE MONDAY!
Bob: Woooooo can't wait to rageeeeeee after work doe
by sharkattacks December 29, 2013
Get the Wine Mondaymug. As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”
by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021
Get the Loose Mondaymug. When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.
by MuffinMonday412 December 5, 2016
Get the muffin mondaymug. Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
by pervert king April 20, 2015
Get the Monday Zombiemug.