Luigi's legs

Legs that hurt from carrying around fat dick.

Son: "DAMN you look tired!"
Dad: "You know I got that Luigi's legs!"

by SadKyle69 June 10, 2019

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Luigi

I know a luigi. He claims to be bi but is a homophobic ass bitch. Tall and skinny irrelevant piece of shit.

i hate luigi

by bbgee November 21, 2021

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Derek Luigi

gay

look at him he's so Derek Luigi.

by /\y/\yr0/\/ March 17, 2019

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A known convicted drug addict that is disguised as a plumber protecting the mushroom kingdom. He assassinates mushrooms and has been caught 7 times. 4 of those times were for vandalism. He is wanted and is very harmful to all the mushroom kingdom residents. If you see his iconic green cap, with a L decal on the front, run to the nearest phonebooth and contact your loved ones; for he will murder you upon exit of the booth. rip your organs out of your chest, specifically your liver, and sell them to your family. He cannot be persuaded or moved; he will get back up and kill you anyway.

Goomba: Oh. My. FUCKING GOD! IS THAT LUIGI AND HIS BROTHER MARIO!?
Koopa: Oh shit, he is eating the mushrooms again! Call 911!
Goomba: I don't have hands!
Koopa: And I don't have a phone!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BoxCat6769 February 14, 2022

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Valentino Luigi Ricardo White

-a King from the Animal Kingdom of Cavapoo who found his human, the Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White, to love and be best friends with forever. Valentino loved and loved to the age of forty with his human The Great Caterina Maria Gioffre White who thanked God everyday for sending him to love.

Valentino Luigi Ricardo White has arrived from the animal kingdom of heaven. Valentino Luigi Ricardo White pooped on the floor. Valentino Luigi Ricardo White Is chasing the cats. Valentino Luigi Ricardo Whites humans name is Caterina Maria Gioffre White.

by mamababeontrend January 4, 2025

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